Conditions Apply...
On my work-day walks to office, I have started to listen in to the local FM channel RadioIndigo 91.9. They play contemporary pop tunes - not many are to my liking - but it's better than the rest of the stations. One morning I listed to an ad promoting a website and towards the end of the ad there was a real quick - I mean - really really fast "Conditions apply" message. The phrase was cued up to compress its duration as if trying a new mode of deception on the earnest listner. I found it interesting. Very. I remember how the print ads carried an "*" against a price tag which was carrying a discount and at the bottom it read "Conditions apply" is the lowest available font size. Again, deception at play ha ha ! The mother of deception is used by Mutual funds ads. Their "Mutual Funds are Subject to Market Risk. Please Read the Offer Documents Carefully Before Investing" should hold the Guniess record for the fastest sentence on TV - ...